Which Nicolas Cage Character Are You?

You just bought a chimp. What's its name, and what's your first adventure together?

Zanzibar. We're going to Vegas, baby!

Mr. Whiskers. We're solving ancient puzzles together.

Apocalypse. We're going to start a rock band.

Castor. We're switching faces for fun.

What's the weirdest thing you'd eat if no one could judge you for it?

A live cockroach (for spiritual reasons)

A sandwich while hanging upside down

Anything, but with INTENSE eye contact

A peach that may or may not be poisoned

You're asked to babysit a dragon for a weekend. What's the first rule you set?

No burning down national monuments

Bedtime is at 9 PM sharp, NO EXCEPTIONS

We WILL be going on a treasure hunt

No eating my face, please

You're a thief, but you only steal really specific things. What's your specialty?